I am Gus. I got to see the Clydesdale bud wiser horses. I didn’t see and baby rose-bud flowers and I too don’t know how much smarter or wiser the horses were, they didn’t say anything. I guess they must be what Jims calls introverts ‘cause they didn’t say anything real smart at all. But, they were pretty.
I thought, “they aren’t that bigg.” And, they didn’t look bigg until I gots close. I said, “Nope… nope… nope! Don’t wants to get close to them. They have bigg, heavy bigg feets.” Mama Becky told me to stay back because I could end up like a squished spot on the ground.
I would be a tiny squished spot, ‘cause I too am tiny. I too don’t want to be a tiny squished spot in a horse pen. There was some other squished stuff in their pens that didn’t look or smell very good. Maybe it was squished Chihuahuas doggs.
Jims told me that the Clydesdales bud wiser horses started a long time ago even before he was born. That must have been a really, really long time ago ‘cause Jims is really, really old. I am only six months old, so I am not old.
A long time ago a man owned a beer company and couldn’t sell it ‘cause it was against the law and some people said that he couldn’t. One of the people was a guy named Elliott Nets. I guess he used to catch stuff with a net. Maybe peoples who made beer. Another man was J. Edgar Hoover. I think he invented the vacuum cleaner or something ‘cause some peoples said he sucked at his job. But, the beer man’s sons gave him the wagon and horses when they said he could finally make beer. I thinks the horses and wagon was so he could ride home after the pubs closed.
There was a spotted Dalmatian dogg there named Barley. I whimpered, “Hi,” and barked once, but Barley didn’t say anything back. I don’t know if Barley was a boy or girl ‘cause we didn’t get a proper dogg-sniff introduction since Barley was in a cage like the bigg horses. Maybe Barley eats hay too. I too don’t like to eats hay. I too like treats.
Behind a big fence some of the horses were getting baths. They looked like they liked their baths. I don’t likes baths. You gets all wet and it makes you shake. I did a dogg blogg on taking a bath. I too really, really don’t likes baths, especially step two.. and maybe that hair dryer thing.
When the horses were thorough with their baths a big person would take them to their pens. When one came through the gate I could really see how bigg they were. I ran and hid behind Jims, ‘cause I didn’t want to be a tiny squished spot. I too think Jims would be a tiny squished spot, ‘cause they had bigg white fuzzy feet.
My buddy Eli went to see the bud wiser horses too. He and his mama, Shannon, took selfies with the horses ’cause peoples could walk along and see all of them in their pens and with Barley. They ate grass out of a bag… the bud wiser horses, not Eli and his mama. They eat people stuff. I too like people stuff to eat.
We had a good time. I saw the bud wiser horses, Barley and made a new friend with a terrier dogg named Sandy Andy. He was with his mama named Nancy. He was little too. We both had to be careful to stay away from the horses so we wouldn’t be squishy spots on the ground. He was nice.
I too like the bud wiser horses. I give them three paws. I would give them three horses hoofs except I too don’t have hoofs. I am a Chihuahuas dogg and only have paws.
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Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)
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