I thought they were going to eats me! – Gus

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I am Gus.  I thought I was going to die!  Jims and Mama Becky took me to Bass Pro Shop.  I saw lots of animals there that could eat Gus Doggs.  I thoughts they were going to eats me!  It was like a ride at the haunted places of Disneyland.  I think.  I’ve never been to the haunted places there but I’ll bet it’s scary.

I met this bears that looked really big.

So I introduced my self in dogg language… He seemed a bit surprised.

When we goes to Walmart Mama Becky smiles a lot and pushes me around in a shopping cart.  Jims follows behind looking kind of glum.  When we goes to Bass Pro Shop, Jims smiles a lot and pushes me around in a shopping cart and Mama Becky follows looking kind of glum.  I wonder why.  Maybe he likes scary places like at Disneyland’s scary places.  Jims too likes camo, that’s for sure.

Camo? Really?  I… is… CAMO!

I tried on some camo… I don’t needs camo ’cause I am a Blue Merle Chihuahuas dogg.  I is camo!  Mama Becky said to Jims, “No, no, Jims!  Gus Doggs don’t needs camo.  He lives at our house and doesn’t have to hide in the woods.”  Hmmm.  I thought it was MY house.

Mama Becky told me I am a deer-head Chihuahuas dogg. I don’t see the resemblance.

There were lots of other things at Bass Pro Shop.  There was a boy deer with antlers.  Mama Becky said I looks like a deers but I don’t see any resemblance.  Jims told her, No, no, Mama Becky,  Gus Dogg doesn’t look like a deers, he doesn’t have horns.  If he did he would look more like a jackalope.”  What’s a jackalope?

I too don’t likes black bears… They looks at me like I am a bears treat..  I too like treats, but I don’t likes to be a bears treats!

Jims would leave Mama Becky and me and smile and say, “Ooohhh!  Hats!”  And Mama Becky would say, “No, no, Jims.  You have too many hats already, but Jims still looked at hats and tried on hats.  He too likes hats.  I too like hats, but I really like treats.

Jims told me this animals was a bore. I think so too. He wouldn’t say, “Hi” or nothing.

There were lots of fishes at Bass Pro Shop too.  They live in a big fishes tank with lots of water.  You can go right up to them and talk to them, but they don’t talk much either.  One was a little blue fish that blew some bubbles and swam away.  Another was a big ugly blue fish that looked like a cats.  I too like cats, but they don’t likes me.  He didn’t look like he likes me either.  He looks like I would be a Gus-Dogg fishes treat.

I has the strange feeling that something is watching me.

I had a good time at Bass Pro Shop, but it was sometimes scary for a Gus Dogg.  I saw camo and I saw bears and I saw deers and I saw fishes.  I did see blue fishes and I counted, one fishes, two fishes.  I saw blue fishes… but I didn’t see red fishes.  But, maybe that’s another story.

I too like Bass Pro Shop because it makes Jims very happy to go there and they are doggs friendly.. well… most of them.  I give Bass Pro Shop three paws.

Thank you.  Please like and follow my dogg blogg.  I will give you wags when I see you.

And, no.  Nobodys pays me to mentions them in my Dogg Blogg… unless you wants to sponsors me!  I too like sponsors.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)

 

 

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Gus wants a crabby patty

I am Gus.  I went to a neat place that is doggs friendly called the Crabb Shack on Tybee Island.  They have food that Jims and Mama Becky like – Low country boil, crab legs, clams and lots of good food.  I too like good people food.  I wanted a crabby patty like on Sponge Bobb Square Pants.  I didn’t see him there, but I did see crabbs.  Maybe they were related to Mr. Crabb.  They didn’t say much but Jims made lots of “Mmmmmm” sounds when he was eating them.  He too likes crabbs.

That’s Jims, Mama Becky, my buddy DP, my buddy Morgan with the gators smiling in the background.  That’s me on the bottom right.  The gator smiled a lot.  I guess he likes people and doggs.  Maybe he is inviting them to dinner.  Jims was upset ’cause he only had his phone camera.

My buddies, Morgan and DP went with me.  Oh, yeah, and Mama Becky and Jims.  We took our picture with a gators who was hanging on a wall.  He must have wanted a better view of the other gators who were in the water nearby.

Behind DP is the water from the river.  Behind Morgan… way behind Morgan was the water with lots of little gators.  And cats.  There were lots of cats too.  And birds in cages.

They are doggs friendly at the Crabb Shack so a nice lady brought me a bowl of water.  There were lots of peoples there and we ate on a deck by the water with boats.  I barked to Jims that I wanted a crabby patty like on Sponge Bobb Square Pants.  But, Jims told me, “No, no, Gus.  Crabby patties are not good for doggs.”  I really, really think I could make that decision on my own.  After all, I am almost six months old and almost twelve inches high.  There are lots of cats at Crabb Shack and I bet they gets to eat crabby patties.

We saw a gray cat who lives close to the gators.  I don’t think he likes doggs.  I too like cats, but they don’t likes me.

Nope.  I don’t think the gray cat likes me… or doggs.  I bet he likes treats.  I too like treats.

We saw parrots at the Crabb Shack.  They lived in a little house with lots of glass and they lived in cages.  One tried to bite me.  I barked, “No, no, parrot.  You don’t eats Gus Doggs.  You eat birds food.”  He just squawked and tried to bites me again.  He was grumpy.

We saw this parrot.  He was grumpy.

 

Yep, he was grumpy and tried to bites me.  I guess I must look like a parrot treat.  I too like dogg treats, but not doggs that are treats. 

In the gift shop I saw a Yoda.  Jims told me that I too look like a Yoda.  I don’t know, what do you think?  Maybe Yodas are part dogg.

When we finished dinner we walked by the gator pond.  There were lots of gators.  They looked hungry, so I made Mama Becky carry me.  There was one gators on the boardwalk that had his mouth way open.  Maybe he was yawning.

It was really dark, but we could see lots of gators in the pond.  Maybe they were Florida gators waiting for a football game.

This gators had his mouth stuck open.  I tried to help, but couldn’t.  I found a treat in his teeth.  I too like gators treats.

Jims told me that I was trusting ’cause Jims told me a gators that big would eat Gus doggs… Chomp!  One bite and I would be a ‘gator treat.  I too like treats, but I don’t want to be a gator treat.  Or maybe his jaw was stuck, so I took a look around to see if I could help.  Nope.  He still had his mouth open when we drove away.  Maybe he was a Florida gators, ’cause I am a Georgia dogg and Mama Becky says that some Georgia Dawgs say that gators can’t keep their mouths closed, especially when they wins football games.  Maybe there was a football game and I didn’t know it.

We had a good time and good meal at the Crabb Shack.  I saw cats and parrots and gators and lots of peoples.  I too like peoples.  I had to stay away from the gators, though, cause they would make me a Gus-Dogg gators treat.  And, the cats.  They too don’t like Gus Doggs, but at least they don’t eat them.  I too still like cats.

I give the Crab Shack three paws, but only because if it rains I can’t eat there.  They don’t have a dogg roof.

Thank you.  Please like and follow my dogg blogg.  I will give you wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)

 

 

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Gus and the Budweiser Clydesdales

I gots to see the Clydesdale bud wiser horses.  I didn’t see any baby rose-bud flowers and I didn’t hear the horses say anything smart or wise when I was there.  Maybe they were just tired from pulling the wagon.  They are powerful looking.  I think I too look wise and powerful and almost the same size in this picture.  Maybe if I get bigger I can call myself, “Gus wiser.”

I am Gus.  I got to see the Clydesdale bud wiser horses.  I didn’t see and baby rose-bud flowers and I too don’t know how much smarter or wiser the horses were, they didn’t say anything.  I guess they must be what Jims calls introverts ‘cause they didn’t say anything real smart at all.  But, they were pretty.

The bud wiser horses didn’t look that bigg to me.  He looks little in this picture and I too am little.  But he looks littler than me.  Then he gots up close.

Nope!  Nope!  NOPE!!!  He is really bigg.  I too am little.  I hides behind Jims ’cause I don’t wants to be a squished spot in a horse pen like those other squished things.

 

I thought, “they aren’t that bigg.”  And, they didn’t look bigg until I gots close.  I said, “Nope… nope… nope!  Don’t wants to get close to them.  They have bigg, heavy bigg feets.”  Mama Becky told me to stay back because I could end up like a squished spot on the ground.

I only gots this close to a bud wiser horse.  He was even bigg in this picture.  His picture made my ears flops ’cause I too am little and would make a tiny squish spot.

I would be a tiny squished spot, ‘cause I too am tiny.  I too don’t want to be a tiny squished spot in a horse pen.  There was some other squished stuff in their pens that didn’t look or smell very good.  Maybe it was squished Chihuahuas doggs.

There were lots and lots of peoples at the bud wiser horse pens.  It was a bigg tent with pens ’cause they were bigg horses.

Jims told me that the Clydesdales bud wiser horses started a long time ago even before he was born.  That must have been a really, really long time ago ‘cause Jims is really, really old.  I am only six months old, so I am not old.

This is as close as Mama Becky let me get to Barley.  I still don’t know if Barley is a boy or girl.  I looked real close on this picture, but couldn’t tell ’cause there wasn’t any sniffing opportunities.

A long time ago a man owned a beer company and couldn’t sell it ‘cause it was against the law and some people said that he couldn’t.  One of the people was a guy named Elliott Nets.  I guess he used to catch stuff with a net.  Maybe peoples who made beer.  Another man was J. Edgar Hoover.  I think he invented the vacuum cleaner or something ‘cause some peoples said he sucked at his job.  But, the beer man’s sons gave him the wagon and horses when they said he could finally make beer.  I thinks the horses and wagon was so he could ride home after the pubs closed.

This is my selfie in front of the bigg bud wiser horses truck.  They needs a bigg truck cause they are bigg horses with bigg, bigg feets that would squish Chihuahuas doggs.  I thinks my selfies are getting better and better.  You can see why Jims will sometimes call me, “It,” ’cause he says I have, “iT” written on my forehead.  I am not, “IT!”  I am GUS!

There was a spotted Dalmatian dogg there named Barley.  I whimpered, “Hi,” and barked once, but Barley didn’t say anything back.  I don’t know if Barley was a boy or girl ‘cause we didn’t get a proper dogg-sniff introduction since Barley was in a cage like the bigg horses.  Maybe Barley eats hay too.  I too don’t like to eats hay.  I too like treats.

This is Barley dogg.  I too like Barley, but I didn’t get to talk to Barley.  I barked one time, but Mama Becky said, “No, no, Gus.  Don’t barks at Barley doggs.”

Barley rides in around in a little car with Mr. William.  I too likes to ride in cars, but I always goes to sleep.  Barley’s car doesn’t have a top.  My car has a top and it’s not red, because doggs can’s see red, only blue.  I too would like to have a little red car… or maybe blue so I could see it.

Behind a big fence some of the horses were getting baths.  They looked like they liked their baths.  I don’t likes baths.  You gets all wet and it makes you shake.  I did a dogg blogg on taking a bath.  I too really, really don’t likes baths, especially step two.. and maybe that hair dryer thing.

When the horses were thorough with their baths a big person would take them to their pens.  When one came through the gate I could really see how bigg they were.  I ran and hid behind Jims, ‘cause I didn’t want to be a tiny squished spot.  I too think Jims would be a tiny squished spot, ‘cause they had bigg white fuzzy feet.

Eli and his mama, Shannon.  They are taking a selfie.  I too like selfies… and treats.

My buddy Eli went to see the bud wiser horses too.  He and his mama, Shannon, took selfies with the horses ’cause peoples could walk along and see all of them in their pens and with Barley.  They ate grass out of a bag… the bud wiser horses, not Eli and his mama.  They eat people stuff.  I too like people stuff to eat.

This is Sandy Andy and me with his mama, Nancy, in the background.

We had a good time.  I saw the bud wiser horses, Barley and made a new friend with a terrier dogg named Sandy Andy.  He was with his mama named Nancy.  He was little too.  We both had to be careful to stay away from the horses so we wouldn’t be squishy spots on the ground.  He was nice.

I too like the bud wiser horses.  I give them three paws.  I would give them three horses hoofs except I too don’t have hoofs.  I am a Chihuahuas dogg and only have paws.

Thank you.  Please like and follow my dogg blogg.  I will give you wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg)

 

 

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Gus: My 5 step beauty tips… The dirty secrets!

I am Gus.  I just developed my 5-step beauty tips for being beautiful… like all of the lady peoples over 60 years keeps saying to me.  Getting used to taking baths has been hard since it has been cold in Savannah this year… so here is what Mama Becky does to makes me clean.

Step 1.  Gets all soapy with dogg shampoos.  I like to look at fabulous artwork during my spa visits.  It is amazings that they have this huge mural next to the dogg bathtub.

Step 2.  Rinse the soaps off of your little body.

Continue step 2.  Keep rinsing.  I don’t thinks I like the “keep rinsing” part ’cause I keeps getting wet.

Continue step 2… AGAIN?  I know that I really don’t like getting wetter and wetter.  I am a Chihuahuas, not a lavatory retriever.

Step 3.  Towel off.  THIS is much better than the rinsing stuffs.  I am not happy with my dogg spa and the continued step 2 stuff.

Rinsing and toweling off makes my ears droops.

Step 4.  Blow dry my dogg coat… wait a minute.  I don’t thinks I like this step… nope… nope!

NOPE!  NOPE! NOPE!  I too don’t likes this step 4… nope, not today!  I’d rather have step 2!  Let me stay wets.

Oh, wait… Mama Becky has a treats for me.  I too like treats.  I too like feeling clean, but I too likes treats more… and a lot more than step 4.

Step 5.  Brush hair and looks beautiful… Eat your heart out Brads Pitts. – Love Gus

 

I gives getting baths a BIG no paws… not even one… 

and I give blow dryers minus four paws. 

I would give blow drying four thumbs down except that I don’t have thumbs!

So…

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you.  Please like and subscribe to my dogg blogg and I will give you licks and wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) 

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Gus goes to Cancun… in Savannah

My peoples took me to Cancun Mexican Restaurant on the Southside of Savannah.  We went to meet Miss Nancy Jo who is a friends of Mama Becky.  Jims gave me a chips when Mama Becky wasn’t looking.  It was called Mexican food.  I too likes down-home cooking from the old country.  The chips were free with the dinner.  I too likes free chips.

Me eating a chips at Cancun Restaurant.  I too like chips.  I likes Jim sneaking them to me when Mama Becky isn’t looking.

The suns was going down and I was cold.  My ears were shaking so I asked Jims to give me some hot sauces.  Mama Becky said hot sauces was HOT and I wanted to get warm.  Jims said yes, but Mama Becky said, “NO! Bad dogg! Doggs do not eat hot sauces!”  I too like hot sauces… I thinks.  What do hot sauces taste like?

I mets Miss Karen and Miss Mary who works for Cancun Restaurant.  They likes doggs.

Miss Karen and Miss Mary greets peoples and doggs when they come to Cancun Restaurant.  They came out to see me.  I licked their hands.  Miss Marys scratched my dogg chin.  I too like Miss Karen and Miss Mary.  They were nice, but they forgot my treat.  I too like treats.

I like to chews Miss Nancy Jo’s curly hair.  Mama Becky made me stop.  I too likes to chew curly hair.  She and Mama Becky are really good friends.

Jims had fajitas.  That is beefs and other stuffs.  They comes on a really hot plate and sizzles a lot.  Jims ate most of his, but held his full tummy and moaned a lot… with a smile.  I thinks he likes fajitas.  Jims slipped me some fajitas when Mama Becky wasn’t looking… the beef, not the stuffs.  I too like fajitas.

Miss Mary from Cancun likes to scratch dogg chin. I too likes chin scratches.

Mama Becky and Miss Nancy Jo had salads in a wavy bowl that they ate part of.  I can’t eats my bowl… it’s made out of shiny metal.  I know, I tried.  Mama Becky had a taco salads with chicken.  Miss Nancy Jo had a fajita salads, so I think she had part of Mama Becky’s salad and part of Jims’ fajitas.  I too like salads.  I too like chickens… I would chase them if they weren’t bigger than me.  I too would eat chickens taco salad, but Mama Becky says, “NO!  Chickens taco salads are not for doggs!”  I too like chickens taco salads… and chips… and hot sauce.  If I could eat them.

This is Cancun Restaurant.  I couldn’t be in this.  I was busy eating Jim’s fajitas.  I too likes fajitas.

The peoples at Cancun Mexican Restaurant were very nice.  I too likes them and fajitas.  I give them three paws, but they don’t have a place for doggs if it is raining.   I gives it three Paws.  I don’t likes rain.  I gets wet.  

If you are a little kid you can send me a drawing and I will put it up over my bed… or even if you are a big peoples… and maybe I can put your drawing on my dogg blogg.

Thank you.  Please like and subscribe to my dogg blogg and I will give you licks and wags when I see you.

Love,

Gus (Gus Doggy Dogg) 

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